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Snow Day (2022)

Typically when I spend most of the runtime wondering “Who was this movie made for?” I mean that as a negative.

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M3GAN (2022)

Little girls are creepy, uncanny dolls are creepy, both have been frequently and successfully been transformed into horror icons in the past… por que no los dos?

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Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris (2022)

I don’t quite think that Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris is a good movie, but it did manage to make me into a fan.

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Women Talking (2022)

There is no place to start but the color.

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The Sea Beast (2022)

How to Train Your Dragon came out 13 years ago, and I’d imagine the target audience for The Sea Beast is about 11 years old.

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Watcher (2022)

What’s the deal with Maika Monroe getting followed?

Sorry, I had to lead with the obvious joke.

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A Man Called Otto (2022)

It’s a known fact: Tom Hanks, the thespian par excellence, has had his share of lackluster performances.

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Babylon (2022)

When the movie opened with elephant shit, I knew that this was not going to be my favorite version of Damien Chazelle.