The Goods: Film Reviews

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Kenneth Branagh loves English literature more than I do and more than you do.
Apr 19, 2025
Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 4

Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 4

History repeats itself. Gangs of London began with a funeral for the patriarch of the Wallace family, and here we are again. Just like last time, far from being an opportunity for any of the survivors to find peace, it represents the start of a war. Review Series: Gangs of London Review Series: Gareth Evans
Apr 19, 2025
Heart Eyes (2025)

Heart Eyes (2025)

Your ninth scoop of ice cream will never taste as good as the first, and, as such, these high-concept slashers have lost a bit of their novelty. Review Series: Josh Ruben
Apr 15, 2025
The Monkey (2025)

The Monkey (2025)

The Monkey is a big, dumb mess of a movie. (Complimentary.)
Apr 12, 2025
Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 3

Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 3

I feel bad for Billy Wallace. Review Series: Gangs of London Review Series: Gareth Evans
Apr 11, 2025

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