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The Map of Tiny Perfect Things (2021)

Maybe I’m burnt out on time loops, but this teen romance iteration failed to grip me. There are some inspired ideas, like a post-Groundhog Day view of time loops and an ending that pays off. Nearly good; not quite.

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Hotel Transylvania (2012)

Despite a couple of compelling visuals and character designs, the story is bland and slow, and the humor (literally and figuratively) lands with a fart.

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Source Code (2011)

A re-envisioned time loop movie with duelling realities. A very satisfying story whose character development, acting, and plot mechanics outpace its philosophical/alternate reality ending

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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)

There are no words to describe my love of this film.

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Superbad (2007) (2021 Capsule)

Note: I’ve published a full-length review of Superbad with an updated rating. You can read it here.

The most quotable comedy of my young adulthood. Unmatched cast chemistry. A tapestry of dick jokes with an undercurrent of homoerotic best friend love. Not for all tastes, but a masterpiece.

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Premature (2014)

This movie checks just about every “Dan’s gonna love it” box, so maybe take this rating with a grain of salt.

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Happy Death Day (2017)

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Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

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Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)

What if Dazed and Confused had a mediocre script? And also a game cast and a few really charming moments? And the most aggressively late-90s alt-rock soundtrack in every nook and cranny? Lots of cheese and peak Jennifer Love-Hewitt eye candy? Alright, I’m 100% in.

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Alice in Wonderland (1951)

Some delightful animation and segments… but why did it have to be so shouty and incoherent?