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  • Andrew Milne on Fear Street: 1978 (Part Two) (2021):

    Interesting: it might be a case of middle-child syndrome, but this is the entry in the Fear Street trilogy I…

    Jul 18, 10:13


  • ED on Fear Street: 1978 (Part Two) (2021):

    Not going to lie, this is my favourite part of the series because it actually breaks my heart – Slasher…

    Jul 17, 16:43


  • Dan Stalcup on Friendship (2024):

    That’s a good point. Can’t think of a ITSYL sketch I liked less the second time through. That’s probably a…

    Jul 17, 15:48


  • Will on Friendship (2024):

    Lost it during the apology scene. Just trying to figure out the combination of childhood punishments that led to him…

    Jul 17, 14:34


  • ED on Fear Street: 1994 (Part One) (2021):

    I honestly suspect that PART II is my personal favourite of the three, though in all honesty the trilogy is…

    Jul 17, 14:10


  • Dan Stalcup on Announcing a project: The New Cinephile:

    Thanks for the kind words and for checking it out, Hunter. It definitely requires adjusting my critical expectations a little…

    Jul 17, 09:23


  • Andrew Milne on Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 8:

    Fair enough – you’re definitely more keyed-in to how Brian Vernel walks than me, lol! I’d love to have Evans…

    Jul 17, 08:23


  • Dan Stalcup on 2024 Annual Recap:

    Sometimes I feel like a grump when 75% of my reviews contain some variation of “also, this movie is too…

    Jul 17, 07:11


  • Dan Stalcup on Fear Street: 1994 (Part One) (2021):

    Through the second part and I’ve been very pleasantly surprised so far, ED!

    Jul 17, 07:10


  • Hunter Allen on Announcing a project: The New Cinephile:

    Enjoying it so far, though the task you’ve laid out for yourself is not one I’d envy. (Neophyte filmmakers, in…

    Jul 16, 15:03


  • SteveB on Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 8:

    Genuinely surprised that last minute “twist” fooled you. When I first watched ep 1 “I was like, oh that’s Billy…

    Jul 16, 12:16


  • ED on Fear Street: 1994 (Part One) (2021):

    Hi-didddley-die-de-ho, Murderinos! This is an eminently fair review of the film in question (Though one can certainly list it’s “No…

    Jul 14, 11:32


  • Hunter Allen on 2024 Annual Recap:

    Runtimes for everything except maybe horror and animation are still pretty out of control,* though of the Oscar nominees I…

    Jul 13, 14:53


  • Dan Stalcup on 2024 Annual Recap:

    Haha your comments are a great amusement and much loved. Cheers and best to you!

    Jul 13, 10:00


  • Dan Stalcup on 2024 Annual Recap:

    Thanks Andrew! Well, 2025 is more than halfway over as of this posting, but still plenty of time for going…

    Jul 13, 09:59


  • Andrew Milne on 2024 Annual Recap:

    The Night Swim review is a classic. Onward and upward for 2025!

    Jul 11, 16:13


  • ED on 2024 Annual Recap:

    Always good to know that I’m an amusement and not a mere peanut in the gallery – even better to…

    Jul 11, 15:43


  • Dan Stalcup on On Swift Horses (2024):

    Well said. I watched Superstore with my wife a couple of years ago, and every time the show started, a…

    Jul 10, 08:20


  • Dan Stalcup on The Surfer (2024):

    I do think “You take your car to work, I’ll take my board” works pretty well. Fun fact: At the…

    Jul 10, 08:17


  • Dan Stalcup on The Surfer (2024):

    Haha. I probably owe Barbie another shot when I’m in a vibes mood! I guess I love the color and…

    Jul 10, 08:12


  • Hunter Allen on The Surfer (2024):

    Excellent review title, wish I’d thought of it instead of taking recourse to the first random neuron firing and Weezer…

    Jul 9, 17:53


  • Hunter Allen on On Swift Horses (2024):

    TV has kind of ruined everything, including TV. I really miss shows that meaningfully had those old-fashioned things called “episodes”…

    Jul 9, 17:52


  • ED on The Surfer (2024):

    It would be deeply, deeply disingenuous of me to pretend that – after my first attempted post where I good…

    Jul 9, 05:32


  • ED on The Surfer (2024):

    Of all the ways to learn of poor Mr McMahon’s passing, this is certainly one of them: May he Rest…

    Jul 9, 05:25


  • Catherine Tynan on Gangs of London, Season 1, Episode 5:

    Fantastic review-we agree wholeheartedly with all your thoughts on the quality of the film making in this episode. It’s just…

    Jul 8, 19:47


  • Dan Stalcup on Ad Astra (2019):

    Oh man I’d watch the hell out of a no-voiceover edit of this film.

    Jul 7, 08:45


  • Lerato Modikoe on Gangs of London, Season 2, Episode 6:

    I fully Agree, I Didn’t finish watching as yet, however this review helped a lot, now I want to get…

    Jul 6, 02:06


  • Andrew Milne on Ad Astra (2019):

    “Frustrating” is the word. It feels like all the talent required for a masterpiece was present, but it didn’t quite…

    Jul 5, 11:03


  • Hunter Allen on Ad Astra (2019):

    Right on. That voiceover, man. It’s what I imagine Blade Runner’s theatrical cut to be like (down to a protagonist…

    Jul 4, 12:11


  • Dan Stalcup on The Phoenician Scheme (2025):

    This one snuck up on me, for sure. I kinda want to watch it again too because other reviews have…

    Jul 4, 07:12


  • ED on Final Destination 3 (2006):

    It’s even more funny if you’ve seen BIRDS OF PREY (Insert Incredibly Long Subtitle) and can describe it as “Black…

    Jun 30, 11:07


  • Hunter Allen on The Phoenician Scheme (2025):

    Y’know, I’m kinda eager to give this a rewatch, as maybe I missed the keener emotional hooks that do seem…

    Jun 27, 22:04


  • Dan Stalcup on Final Destination 3 (2006):

    The one and only Ramona Flowers, married to Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Jun 25, 21:38


  • ED on Final Destination 3 (2006):

    “She (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) tops Devon Sawa” That lucky, lucky man: may we all be so blessed and may we…

    Jun 23, 14:33


  • Dan Stalcup on Thin Ice (1937):

    Thanks for the recs and overview. I had trouble finding much written on them, so I appreciate it! Might hit…

    Jun 22, 18:21


  • Hunter Allen on Thin Ice (1937):

    Stickler’s note: “Republic” should be “International.” (Which of course merged with Universal.)

    Jun 20, 12:33


  • Hunter Allen on Thin Ice (1937):

    YEAH. You asked or I inferred the question elsewhere, so the highlights as I recall them go: Happy Landing (1938):…

    Jun 20, 12:31


  • Dan Stalcup on Beach Party (1963):

    Price’s cameo is very small, but of course he leaves an impression, and it plays well in re-watch knowing the…

    Jun 20, 08:22


  • Dan Stalcup on Friendship (2024):

    It’s definitely on the line between a 5 and a 6 for me! I wanted to give it room to…

    Jun 20, 07:37


  • Andrew Milne on Friendship (2024):

    Wow, this for sure reads more enthusiastically than I’d associate with a 5/8!

    Jun 20, 04:14


  • ED on Beach Party (1963):

    I admit that the only ‘California Sound’ I’m very familiar with is HOTEL CALIFORNIA (Eagles man, now and forever -…

    Jun 19, 14:08


  • Dan Stalcup on Beach Party (1963):

    Eleven sequels and spinoffs within 4 years. Asher himself directed and co-wrote 5 sequels that released in 1964 and 1965.…

    Jun 18, 11:09


  • Hunter Allen on Beach Party (1963):

    Checked it out, as I’d been meaning to for ages (I’ve owned the cheap DVD set–double sided? are you for…

    Jun 18, 02:50


  • Dan Stalcup on Beach Party (1963):

    Didn’t make it into the review, but… unlike all of its sequels (except Ski Party) Beach Party has only had…

    Jun 17, 07:03


  • Dan Stalcup on The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920):

    I’ve heard this take before, that it’s some sort of double twist meant to disguise Dr. Caligari’s real intents. I…

    Jun 14, 14:01


  • Son on The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (1920):

    I would not say that the ending undermines the movie by any means. The way it is filmed, there is…

    Jun 12, 12:32


  • Dan Stalcup on Greed (1924):

    Maybe it’s just the dying relevance of silent film in general but I hear people talk about Ambersons more than…

    Jun 11, 08:24


  • Dan Stalcup on Greed (1924):

    “I thought they smelled bad on the outside!” I actually agree with you that I don’t think a monolith 8-hour…

    Jun 11, 08:21


  • Andrew Milne on Greed (1924):

    Maybe only The Magnificent Ambersons equals Greed for the legend of what was lost to history.

    Jun 11, 06:51


  • Andrew Milne on Gangs of London, Season 3, Episode 8:

    That’s really sweet of you to say, Jo, thanks! Great to know that this series helped to enrich the show…

    Jun 11, 06:49



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