- on Enchanted (2007):
Adams as Monroe. Interesting. She’s probably too old to do it at this point, but I could see her adopting…
May 19, 21:11
- on Enchanted (2007):
Well, it’s a little more complicated than I made it out to be in my review. (I talked a little…
May 19, 21:10
- on Enchanted (2007):
All of yours are fascinating ideas and I wish I could create a counterfactual universes to see what the movie…
May 19, 19:51
- on Enchanted (2007):
‘Tuneless Idina Menzel’ is a sentence wrong on so many levels it hits something like Lovecraftian Horror; Mr James Marsden…
May 19, 11:36
- on Snow White (2025):
Thank God we have THE BALLAD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES for that ‘Rachel Ziegler-does-dark fairytale’ energy (Complete with songs!) so…
May 19, 11:29
- on Snow White (2025):
I use, like and am slightly addicted to the Internet but sometimes impulse to burn it all down and go…
May 19, 11:28
- on The Luckiest Man in America (2024):
PWH’s wig is terrific. Walton Goggins’s is a war crime. Looks like there’s a dead otter on his head.
May 18, 18:55
- on Enchanted (2007):
I have always said that it’s a movie I don’t like much, but it’s not as-such bad, and I am…
May 18, 05:17
- on Snow White (2025):
Good grief. A reprise of the Horizon: Forbidden West non-drama, feat. Twitter’s biggest losers.
May 17, 10:01
- on Gangs of London, Season 2, Episode 6:
Thanks, Jo! Season 2 really does turn into a lot of mushy nonsense by this point.
May 17, 09:59
- on Snow White (2025):
“…this film caused a surge in searches for “do women have back hair”?” *spit take*
May 17, 08:10
- on Gangs of London, Season 2, Episode 6:
Hard agree with your review. The bathroom sequence had an almost balletic rhythm to its violence. But, the plot ……
May 16, 10:47
- on The Woman in the Yard (2025):
Yeah, it’s a really well shot film. Unabashedly elevated horror, but if you’re up for some, simple and strong example…
May 14, 07:53
- on The Woman in the Yard (2025):
(Insert joke about “changing the hierarchy of power in the DC Universe”)
May 14, 07:53
- on The Woman in the Yard (2025):
This is selling me on the movie more than any of the marketing did. (Did not realise it was the…
May 13, 11:46
- on Gangs of London, Season 1, Episode 5:
That’s good of you to say, Sam, cheers! I try to bring my best effort to these.
May 13, 11:34
- on Out Now: Come Home to My Heart by Riley Redgate:
🙌 Cheers and congrats, Rioghnach!!!!!
May 13, 08:25
- on The Woman in the Yard (2025):
After sleeping on it, I bumped it down a rating. It’s not wrong to call it a “nullity” but it’s…
May 13, 08:24
- on F/X (1986):
A few more fun effects would definitely spruce it up, especially in the middle act! I’ll definitely keep my eye…
May 13, 08:22
- on F/X (1986):
You were right! I didn’t mention it here, though I think you did in your Letterboxd review, but this is…
May 13, 08:21
- on Gangs of London, Season 1, Episode 5:
I really enjoyed this guys review of the episode. You’re a talented writer mate!
May 13, 06:49
- on The Woman in the Yard (2025):
Made it to the margins of my attention, and it seemed like sort of a nullity (“hark! a Blumhouse!”), but…
May 13, 02:48
- on F/X (1986):
I wonder if the fundamental problem with this film is that it was put together without a next-level Special Effects…
May 12, 11:42
- on F/X (1986):
I told you it was disappointing! The more I’ve thought it about it, the more dumbfounding it is how it’s…
May 12, 02:30
- on Out Now: Come Home to My Heart by Riley Redgate:
DAN! This is so sweet, thank you so very much — for your support and your friendship and also for…
May 11, 13:36
- on Havoc (2025):
Cheers, Rioghnach! Yeah, I liked Clarice a lot – she’s thinly written, all the characters are, but Yeo Yann Yann…
May 11, 06:38
- on Havoc (2025):
fantastic review, andrew! “with all the mercy and equivocation of a thermonuclear bomb,” lmao — exactly the type of character…
May 10, 20:00
- on The Substance (2024):
The inescapability of Sue’s decisions upon Elisabeth is pretty harrowing, and played SO well by Moore. I love it.
May 10, 14:06
- on The Substance (2024):
Amen. Enough ink has been spilled gushing about The Substance in the last few months, but I’d add one point…
May 10, 05:19
- on Flow (2024):
It is one of the cooler wins I can think of off the top of my head. If you do…
May 9, 08:39
- on Flow (2024):
You know, that Oscar win’s gotta feel good to the Flow lovers, and I don’t even really begrudge it; of…
May 9, 02:45
- on Inherit the Wind (1960):
It’s such a crazy turn of events. That and the fact that he did indeed die right after the trial…
May 5, 19:01
- on Murder on the Orient Express (1974):
Hah. There’s a reason I titled the post kicking off The Goods “All Aboard.”
May 5, 18:57
- on Rope (1948):
WHOA Your favorite Hitch! I wish I had a less predictable favorite than Vertigo (though my exploration is still ongoing).…
May 5, 14:41
- on Inherit the Wind (1960):
I still remember watching this, thinking “oh, this part must be made up” when Brady ended up on the stand,…
May 5, 14:10
- on Murder on the Orient Express (1974):
Any movie fan who doesn’t believe that ‘a train movie is at least a little bit good by default’ is…
May 4, 16:46
- on Rope (1948):
This is–I haven’t seen every last one, but I think unassailably–my favorite Hitchcock. It’s one of the supreme exercises in…
May 4, 15:19
- on Every High School Musical Series Song, Ranked:
Well I wouldn’t say the High School Musical movies hold up to the standards of real musicals (having only seen…
May 2, 12:30
- on Murder on the Orient Express (2017):
I looked up the graphic novel to see some samples, and it does look pretty nice. They make graphic novels…
May 2, 12:21
- on Murder on the Orient Express (2017):
‘MAGNIFICENTLY ABSURD’, pray forgive my clumsy fingers. (Almost forgot to add, the Princess Dragomirov looks like Count Dracula’s older sister,…
May 1, 13:44
- on Murder on the Orient Express (2017):
Much to my amusement, whilst browsing a bookstore today I stumbled onto a graphic novel adaptation of MURDER ON THE…
May 1, 13:42
- on Murder on the Orient Express (1974):
Well I like horses too much to make an offer you couldn’t refuse (Though for the record my favourite of…
May 1, 13:37
- on Every High School Musical Series Song, Ranked:
I am slightly amused and slightly alarmed to realise that I’m more familiar with FIDDLER ON THE ROOF, VIVA LAS…
May 1, 13:34
- on Murder on the Orient Express (1974):
I’ll definitely check out both Niles. I was on the fence about whether to watch the 1978 one, but I…
May 1, 05:45
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