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Eddington (2025)

I want to get off Mr. Aster's wild ride

On film social media, much virtual ink has been spilled anointing Eddington a future cult classic: a misunderstood triumph that depicts the COVID era with real gravitas, penetrating into that cursed time in a way no other filmmaker or artist has. Well, if that ends up being true, you can safely count me among the misunderstanders. I just don’t get Eddington. I don’t enjoy it, I don’t find it thrilling or cathartic, I don’t think it competently tells a story, I don’t believe it has much to say, and I don’t want to spend another minute thinking about it after I hit Publish on this review.

The film is set in the titular New Mexico town as it prepares for a mayoral election in May 2020, COVID lockdown and malaise in full effect. We track one candidate, Joe Cross (Joaquin Phoenix), a mask-skeptic sheriff aghast at the moral deterioration he sees everywhere, somehow missing the rot taking hold in himself. Across from him is incumbent Ted Garcia (Pedro Pascal), who has an unobjectionable personality, a professional operation, and a sane, proactive approach to public health messaging. Tensions mount as Cross’s campaigning becomes more erratic, and one night the brittle calm snaps into a hurricane of ultra-violence that takes us to the credits.

The first problem with a film that aims to literalize the tensions of lockdown into physical carnage is that the violence was already literal. Police brutality, angry protests, nasty counter-protests, and, oh right, a suffocating plague that killed millions. Damn, Ari, you’re saying that was a hard time for us? You don’t say.

Maybe if any part of the film was organized into actual thoughts, it’d be worth engaging with. Instead it’s shrill and flop-sweaty, spewing bile in every direction. The reason nobody can agree on its politics is because it doesn’t have any beyond a baseline nihilism: brainrot is the true virus, the movie shrugs, and we’re all infected whether or not we wore a mask. Life is pointless; morality does not exist. Eddington doesn’t raise the discourse, it beats it with a baseball bat.

The narrative is flat-out busted. I’m sure Aster broke it on purpose, but intention doesn’t redeem the fracture. The movie lines of a row of semi-interesting subplots — the election campaigning, a thorny romantic history with some suggested trauma, a seductive cult leader in town maybe involved in human trafficking, a funding scheme linking City Hall to Big Tech… and then Aster flips the table so it all smashes together in one big, bloody mess. Nothing pays off, nothing interlocks, there are no provocative reversals of fortune, just self-destruction masquerading as design. Uncontrolled chaos isn’t clever; it’s just a time sink.

Meanwhile, a bunch of talented actors are left trying to corral the noise into something interior. Phoenix, back from Beau is Afraid, gives a richer turn but still skews so neurotic that two and a half hours in his head feels like a dare. Emma Stone shows up for what feels like four minutes as Cross’s disturbed wife. Austin Butler gets maybe half that. The supporting players do what’s asked and then vanish into the dust cloud, or miasma, as the case may be.

I won’t deny Aster’s fundamental directing chops. As a pseudo-neo-western, Eddington gives him a canvas to stage pursuit and gunplay with a nasty, credible impact. Darius Khondji, in his first pairing with Aster, frames the desert light so we can practically smell the baking asphalt, and the second-half mayhem occasionally finds a brutish rhythm that almost passes for momentum. The western totems are there in twisted 2020s forms that might pass as cleverly and thoughtfully rendered if they were used for anything: You have mystic drifters, clouds of dust, bangs from rifles, town saloons, a morally compromised sheriff, and some cowboys-vs.-Indians tension. All of that only makes Aster’s haughtiness and rudderless storytelling more aggravating: the craft keeps promising a movie that the script refuses to deliver.

I’ll even give Aster credit for sprinting headfirst into COVID trauma at a moment when most of us are anxious to move on as fast as possible. The ways that era rewired America and its people — our politics, our troubled capacity for empathy, our fizzling attention span, our appetite for conspiracies — are absolutely worth cinematic excavation. And Aster, the biggest and boldest director to go spelunking there so far, swings a very large hammer. But he doesn’t hit the nail; he wallops your toe and declares the throbbing pain the point.

So if there’s nothing to say and no story to tell, what’s left is the Ari Aster vibe check. You could say the same about Beau is Afraid, which I hated less but also bounced off for parallel reasons: too much angst, total dependence on riding his dour mood, masochistic anxiety-as-expression, and a narrative structure addicted to chaos. Gone is the carefully layered dread of Hereditary or the chilly, inside-out horror of the lugubrious Midsommar. With each of his releases I slide further off his wavelength and grow less convinced there’s a signal under the noise. But he’s going to keep blasting that empty single at full volume, I can promise you that much.

Is It Good?

Not Good (2/8)

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