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Disclosure Day (2026)

I spent most of 2013 listening to Bruce Springsteen albums, and one thing I noticed is that his earliest records are confessional and immediate even when he’s inventing stories.

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Faces of Death (2026)

The biggest movie story going right now is youth slaying a giant.

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Driver’s Ed (2025)

There’s a line my podcast co-host Brian likes to quote from the 30 Rock bit “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” where Tracy Morgan/Jordan declares that “this whole premise is sweaty.”

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Forbidden Fruits (2026)

Forbidden Fruits is all over the place.

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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (2026)

In 1976, Elaine May released Mikey and Nicky, a searing New Hollywood crime drama about two men on the run from a hitman across one long night

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Outcome (2026)

Won’t someone please think of the canceled male celebrities?

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Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)

Ready or Not is a movie I enjoyed while constantly wishing it were braver and more coherent.

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Pizza Movie (2026)

Teen comedies are almost exclusively a streaming affair these days.

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Undertone (2025)

I was nine years old when The Blair Witch Project came to theaters, so much too young to see something rated R.

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Scream 7 (2026)

What are we all even doing here?