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Dragnet (1987)

Classic Dragnet is not something I’ve ever spent any time with.

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Nothing in Common (1986)

Nothing in Common is a head-spinningly uneven film. It pairs some legitimately great performances and compelling ideas with a total dud of a script. What a waste.

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Volunteers (1985)

Back before Hollywood had properly figured out the Tom Hanks everyman persona, Volunteers provided a goofy little lark where Hanks plays a totally different type of protagonist.

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Mazes and Monsters (1982)

Of all the moral panics from the last half century, Dungeons and Dragons is one of the most inexplicable to me.

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The Man with One Red Shoe (1985)

It’s actually kind of remarkable how little works in The Man with One Red Shoe.

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Splash (1984)

Whether Splash earns a thumbs up as opposed to a thumbs sideways depends entirely on whether you, personally, would welcome a nude 24-year-old Daryl Hannah running up to you and kissing you.

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Bachelor Party (1984)

There very well could be another movie that’s a better time capsule of the coked out party scene of the early ’80s than Bachelor Party… but I certainly haven’t seen it.

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The Money Pit (1983)

There’s a 20-minute period towards the middle of the film where The Money Pit lives up to its slapstick potential, and it’s the hardest I’ve laughed in eons.

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Punchline (1988)

Buried early in Tom Hanks’ filmography is a a light drama about comedians with broken personal lives.

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Turner & Hooch (1989)

Sometimes it’s a relief to watch a movie that’s exactly what it says on the tin.