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Pinocchio (2022)

It’s trash.

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You’ve Got Mail (1998)

Sometimes I wonder about my life.

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The ‘Burbs (1989)

I want to start this review by clearing the air about The ‘Burbs’s ending.

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Greyhound (2020)

Greyhound opens with a lovely little flashback scene.

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Finch (2021)

There is not a single original beat in Finch.

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Elvis (2022)

The King of Rock and Roll deserves better than a film biopic.

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Apollo 13 (1995)

Space is cool.

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Legacy Review

A Hologram for the King (2016)

My reaction to this film is somewhat muted in part, I admit, because the title, poster, and opening few minutes suggest something far trippier and more ambitious than what this really is

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Legacy Review

The Circle (2017)

I’m not sure that The Circle ever had any bite. But it certainly doesn’t in 2022. Pretty much every major headline has undercut the film’s satire as not a world-gone-crazy fantasy, but everyday life.

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Inferno (2016)

The Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons aren’t exactly peak popcorn cinema, but they each offer a diverting brand of cheeseball religious conspiracy faux-Sherlock stories.