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Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Bodies Bodies Bodies is pitched as a Gen Z slasher, so I expected even more cringey TikTok-flavored dialogue.

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Love & Gelato (2022)

If teen love triangles, bland protagonists, and half-assed Italian travelogue footage sound like a good time to you, then you probably still won’t like Love & Gelato, because it is not a good movie.

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Decision to Leave (2022)

A skilled detective, Hae-joon (Park Hae-il), becomes obsessed with the case of man who fell to his death.

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Marmaduke (2022)

When I started watching Marmaduke, I thought it was one of those Ratatoing-type cheap knockoffs.

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Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

Minions 2, officially Minions: The Rise of Gru, is not truly a Minions movie the way the 2015 original was.

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Metal Lords (2022)

How is this not a season of a TV show?

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X (2022)

X feels like a reaction to the horror movie trend of having the spooky stuff be an artful metaphor for Serious Issues

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Moonshot (2022)

Between this and Look Both Ways, 2022 has been an excellent year for Riverdale alums to appear in high concept romantic comedies.

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Look Both Ways (2022)

I love it when a good high concept gets transplanted to a teen or young adult movie.

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Pinocchio (2022)

It’s trash.