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Saltburn (2023)

There are a bunch of ways to evaluate the artistic achievement of a film.

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No One Will Save You (2023)

You know what’s scary? Trauma!

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The Royal Hotel (2023)

It’s basically impossible to talk about The Royal Hotel, even defining its genre, without getting into spoilers.

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Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)

In the cinematic adaptation of the cult favorite game series Five Nights at Freddy’s, there was a real opportunity to make something fun and even iconic.

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Totally Killer (2023)

In my review of Freaky, I pitched some more high-concept slashers that Jason Landon could tackle now that he’s done a Groundhog Day slasher, a multiverse slasher, and a body swap slasher.

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Talk to Me (2022)

For as long as there have been teenagers, they have resorted to high-risk behaviors to get their thrills.

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Spy Kids: Armageddon (2023)

Was I too hard on Spy Kids 2 and Spy Kids 3?

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The Adults (2023)

Back in the early months of the pandemic, I adopted the habit of trying to watch a movie every day.

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You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah (2023)

You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah suffers from a collision of two competing, incompatible missions.

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The Blackening (2022)

I am not the ideal audience for The Blackening.