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Legacy Capsule

Yesterday (2019)

Charming leads and goofy-fun premise, but the rest of the story flounders, and the direction distracts from the charm. Way too much Ed Sheeran.

Just watch the Beatles clips on YouTube.

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Legacy Podcast Rating

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

Tons of nostalgia. Wish I could skydive with these guys. Phenomenally shitty CGI.

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Legacy Capsule

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996)

So much better than The Return of Jafar in basically every way, yet completely overwhelmed by Genie’s pop culture-isms

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Review

Way Down East (1920)

This is the fourth DW Griffith film I’ve watched in my tour through film history, and the fourth starring Lillian Gish.

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Legacy Capsule

Bonnie and Clyde (1967)

A gangster film like no other. Bizarre blend of tones. Filled with bitter ironies and great acting. Also a seminal moment in cinema history.

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Legacy Capsule

I Am Legend (2007)

The alternate ending really elevates the material into a story about alienation and belief in God and facing a point of no return. The CGI monsters are ugly AF. Why is there a weird Shrek scene?

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Legacy Capsule

The Return of Jafar (1994)

Cheapo animation, bad musical numbers, some charming voice work, weak, noisy script, somehow stars Iago…? At least it’s mercifully short.

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Deprecated Review Podcast Rating

Titanic (1997) (Podcast Episode)

Note: I published a full review of Titanic. Read it here.

Peak cinema. Near, far, wherever you are.

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Legacy Capsule

Rio (2011)

The animal character designs are good, as is the villain. The forced-breeding premise is pleasingly bizarre. But the story is the epitome of bland, the humor terrible, and the music quite bad. So forgettable.

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Capsule Legacy

That Thing You Do! (1996)

A delightful one-hit-wonder pseudo-biopic filled with an amazing false pop universe and uncountable period touches. A true passion project for Tom Hanks, and a true favorite of mine. I promise I will write a full review of this someday.