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Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Kenneth Branagh loves English literature more than I do and more than you do.

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Heart Eyes (2025)

Your ninth scoop of ice cream will never taste as good as the first, and, as such, these high-concept slashers have lost a bit of their novelty.

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The Monkey (2025)

The Monkey is a big, dumb mess of a movie. (Complimentary.)

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Werewolves Within (2021)

The bar for video game movies is very low.

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The Electric State (2025)

As I watched the opening act of The Electric State, I felt something.

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Scare Me (2020)

I do not begrudge Scare Me’s existence.

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Friends of the Site

Friend’s project – The Lobsters at Beach Party Point

Hey friends – I’m excited to share with you a project that my friend is working on.

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Back in Action (2025)

The various social media circles and movie meme accounts I follow have settled on a term for this kind of film

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Memories of Murder (2003)

Rape and murder are not funny.

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Barking Dogs Never Bite (2000)

I have a new rule I’m workshopping.