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The Breadwinner (2026)

Nate Bargatze is a tremendously popular comedian whose standup already feels like watching a sitcom

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The Sheep Detectives (2026)

Any parent can tell you that there is an utter abundance of bad movies and TV shows made for kids.

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Backrooms (2026)

“Beware the buzzy horror release” has become such a mantra around here that I assume you’re sick of reading it.

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Finding Emily (2026)

Finding Emily has a thesis about love, both literally and narratively:

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Voicemails for Isabelle (2026)

The romantic comedy has certainly seen better days as a genre.

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The Phantom of the Opera (1925)

Phantom of the Opera might be the most adapted horror story this side of Dracula.

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Obsession (2025)

Beware the buzzy horror breakthrough.

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2025 Annual Recap

It has become a tradition for me to put off writing these Annual Recaps approximately half the following year.

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I Like Movies (2022)

“I like movies” might be the most harmless sentence in the English language.

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The Kid Detective (2020)

One mental exercise I sometimes play with certain actors and directors: