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The Moment (2026)

It’s just so hard being rich and successful, you know?

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Postal (2007)

Postal has a spot on many a “worst movies ever made” list.

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Megadoc (2025)

People don’t read as much as they used to, and thus the self-promoting celebrity biography has been quietly dying for over a decade.

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The Eagle (1925)

Clarence Brown is one of Hollywood’s great success stories you’ve probably never heard of:

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Forbidden Fruits (2026)

Forbidden Fruits is all over the place.

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The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026)

I have an image in my head that is absolutely fictional, but it helps me make sense of this movie.

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Wall Street (1987)

I was not yet born in 1987, let alone watching Oliver Stone crime dramas.

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Roommates (2026)

For starters, Chandler Levack is the real deal.

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Happily (2021)

The least surprising thing about Happily is that it’s a debut feature.

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Pretty Lethal (2026)

There’s a scene at the one-hour mark of Pretty Lethal where five ballerinas, in tutus turned ragged and bloodstained from a long night, fight their way through a mob of gangsters using improvised weapons and ballet moves, all set to “Waltz of the Flowers” from the Nutcracker.