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Disclosure Day (2026)

I spent most of 2013 listening to Bruce Springsteen albums, and one thing I noticed is that his earliest records are confessional and immediate even when he’s inventing stories.

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Hokum (2026)

Hokum is what I like to call a line graph movie, by which I mean you could chart my engagement with it as a literal line graph, peaks and valleys neatly labeled.

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Smile 2 (2024)

Let me get my one real gripe out of the way up front, because it’s just about the only complaint I’ve got.

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GOAT (2026)

It is not basketball.

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Faces of Death (2026)

The biggest movie story going right now is youth slaying a giant.

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Driver’s Ed (2025)

There’s a line my podcast co-host Brian likes to quote from the 30 Rock bit “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah,” where Tracy Morgan/Jordan declares that “this whole premise is sweaty.”

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Smile (2022)

Movies have been spooking audiences with the wrong kind of grin since early days of Hollywood

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The Drama (2026)

The Drama does not pull its punches as a cringe comedy, and for that, I love it.

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The Moment (2026)

It’s just so hard being rich and successful, you know?

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Postal (2007)

Postal has a spot on many a “worst movies ever made” list.