The script of this movie sounds like it was written by someone who borrowed a copy of “Internet Slang for Dummies” from the library.
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Status Update (2018)
Author: Dan Stalcup
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Enter the Dragon (1973)
The martial arts in it is world-class, especially the great finale mirror scene. The plot is a wonky spy thriller that I don’t have much interest in. Thankfully, Bruce Lee’s tremendous grace and physicality overrides any other deficiencies.
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Not Okay (2022)
Satire is hard.
The sixth Harry Potter film is the beginning of the end of the series.
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George of the Jungle 2 (2003)
I do not subscribe to the philosophy of “so-bad-it’s-good” movie-watching, at least in a literal sense.
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The Batman (2022)
I kept waiting, for three hours, for The Batman to really sock me in the jaw.
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Top Gun (1986)
Top Gun understands that, for young men, everything is about sex.
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Bedazzled (2000)
Not every movie can be Groundhog Day.
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George of the Jungle (1997)
Hollywood has abandoned the high-budget live-action family comedy, and it’s a shame.
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year (2008)
Following the success of the first two High School Musical television movies, Disney commissioned a theatrically-released finale to the series.