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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

The fourth Harry Potter book is 750 pages, almost 200,000 words.

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Pulp Fiction (1994)

Watching Pulp Fiction fires old synapses in my head that had gone dormant.

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The Lorax (1972)

Throughout the ‘70s and ‘80s, in the wake of the success of the Chuck Jones adaptation of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas, Dr. Seuss produced and wrote a handful of half-hour TV specials, some based off of his existing books and some originals.

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God Help the Girl (2014)

About a third of the way into God Help the Girl, Cassie (Hannah Murray) protests during a guitar lesson to her instructor, James (Olly Alexander), that she doesn’t want to learn technique like scales, she just wants to write songs.

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Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade is a conventional sequel to Raiders of the Lost Ark in all of the ways that Temple of Doom is not.

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)

Temple of Doom is the fever dream iteration of Indiana Jones, every scene and detail and character turned up to a nightmarish 11.

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Alice (Něco z Alenky) (1988)

I’ll start by admitting that I have never been a particularly big fan of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

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LEGO Frozen Northern Lights (2016)

Out of all of the stupid, horrible Frozen spinoff shorts… this might be the most tolerable!

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High School Musical (2006)

It may very well be the nostalgia speaking.

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The Thirteenth Year (1999)

This Disney Channel Original Movie takes a very intriguing premise — boy begins transforming to merman on his thirteenth birthday and tries to hide it from the world; very clearly a metaphor for coming out as gay in 1999 — and makes it so damn boring.