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We Can Be Heroes (2020)

We Can Be Heroes, the Robert Rodriguez return to family entertainment, is not quite good, but it is far more competent and watchable than I feared, especially given the car crash that was the Spy Kids reboot.

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Machete Kills (2013)

I did not watch Machete and think “that movie left a lot on the table.”

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Review Legacy

Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011)

There were certainly worse ideas in 2011 than rebooting the Spy Kids franchise. It’s a film concept that’s easy to refresh: recruit a new batch of charming kid actors, update the gadgets for the new era, weave in some family values, and spin up a kooky spy-fi premise.

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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

Calling The Adevntures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl “ugly” is a grave understatement.

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Machete (2010)

Machete isn’t strictly a Spy Kids spinoff.

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Zootopia (2016)

A movie I like slightly less each time I see it, and now I’m up to four times, I think.

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Capsule Legacy

Machete (Grindhouse Trailer) (2007)

I haven’t seen Grindhouse, but my understanding is that it works as more than the sum of its parts, crafting a fantasy B-movie universe to dive into.

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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)

Nathan Rabin’s legendary My Year of Flops feature on AV Club groups bad movies into three categories:

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Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams (2002)

Spy Kids 1 delivered on multiple competing genre fronts: a family-bonding adventure, a kiddie spy-action thriller, a light satire, and a digital editing/CGI showcase. Overall, a precarious, well-executed balancing act.

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Spy Kids (2001)

Spy Kids is, if not quite a gold standard for family-focused action-comedies, certainly an excellent specimen.