Thus ends the strangest trilogy in Disney Channel Original Movie history.
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Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 3 (2022)
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Bears – Disneynature (2014)
The first few minutes of Bears, created by nature documentary powerhouse Disneynature, dangle a threat in front of viewers.
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The Lorax (2012)
It’s not really possible to make a proper anti-capitalist film that’s also a summer tentpole created by Illumination Entertainment
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The Great Race (1965)
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Sometimes a movie just clicks in a way that is totally subjective. Especially comedies.
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The Swimmer (1968)
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Teen Beach Movie (2013)
I’m not sure a film has ever more steadily improved in my estimation than Teen Beach Movie, the Disney Channel musical from 2013.
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The Money Pit (1983)
There’s a 20-minute period towards the middle of the film where The Money Pit lives up to its slapstick potential, and it’s the hardest I’ve laughed in eons.
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The Thirteenth Year (1999)
This Disney Channel Original Movie takes a very intriguing premise — boy begins transforming to merman on his thirteenth birthday and tries to hide it from the world; very clearly a metaphor for coming out as gay in 1999 — and makes it so damn boring.