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The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Gobsmackingly gorgeous from start to finish, even more than I remembered. The setting and characters are all charming, and I love the celebration of working class values. (Tiana’s parents are the best in all of Disney animation, in my opinion.) The characters are almost all well-designed, but especially the lanky villain, his shadows, and all the murky-but-also-neon voo-doo stuff… it’s eye-popping.

I also find that the movie keeps me at a little bit of a distance, at least compared to e.g. Tangled, which I also watched this weekend. I think it might just be too busy — scenes whizz by, and every musical number tries to be a show-stopper (except the tender “Ma Belle Evangeline,” maybe my favorite song here). All that much-ness comes at the expense of some needed character development, especially for Naveen, who I found still pretty unsympathetic by the end of the movie. (Why would Tiana go for him? Frog propinquity?)

I think the movie suffers from having Tiana be a frog for 2/3rds of the story. I missed the lovely, vibrant animation of human Tiana where her frog form feels more generic and difficult to connect to. On the other hand, I decided this viewing that Amphibian Naveen is more interesting than his blandly handsome human form.

But the film is still warm and charming and lovely, and when it’s this goddamned beautiful it’s hard to be too bothered with the rest. Bring back hand-drawn Disney animation!

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The Graduate (1967)

The Graduate is, of course, one of the most important films in American cinema

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Tangled (2010)

I always love revisiting this one.

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Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Take a sip every time Bruce Willis calls Justin Long “kid,” take 2 sips every time Bruce Willis is befuddled by technology or computer babble, take a shot every time a hacker has an intuitive, professionally designed interface, as if penetrating government networks had the user experience of Microsoft Office.

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Valley Girl (2020)

There’s a fine line between “carrying a movie” and “being completely wasted by a movie that you totally outclass,” and Jessica Rothe toes that line this entire musical as it bounces between bearable and dire.

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Ong Bak: Muay Thai Warrior (2003)

When I was 21, I made a list of my 100 favorite movies and I put this at #93. Of course today, it would be nowhere near my Top 100.

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Incredibles 2 (2018)

Multiple choice quiz. Why did you like The Incredibles?

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The Smiling Madame Beudet (1923)

Many of the very early — like 1925 and before — films that have endured in the canon are epics.

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The Phantom Carriage (1921)

I was recently watching some YouTube videos on Crash Course about film history with my three year old daughter.

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Orphans of the Storm (1921)

The French Revolution turns out to be a very good match for DW Griffith.