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Metal Lords (2022)

Maybe I’m too streaming TV-brained, but something about Metal Lords’ structure just feels wrong.

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Review

Minions: The Rise of Gru (2022)

Minions 2, officially Minions: The Rise of Gru, is not truly a Minions movie the way the 2015 original was.

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Marmaduke (2022)

When I started watching Marmaduke, I thought it was one of those Ratatoing-type cheap knockoffs.

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Decision to Leave (2022)

A skilled but unlucky detective, Hae-joon (Park Hae-il), becomes obsessed with the case of man who fell to his death.

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Love & Gelato (2022)

If teen love triangles, bland protagonists, and half-assed Italian travelogue footage sound like a good time to you, then you probably still won’t like Love & Gelato, because it is not a good movie.

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Do Revenge (2022)

There’s no doubt that the people who made Do Revenge truly love teen movies.

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Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)

Bodies Bodies Bodies is pitched as a Gen Z slasher, so I expected an unmitigated stream of cringey, TikTok-flavored dialogue.

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What is a Woman? (2022)

Most large publications have avoided reviewing What is a Woman?, and with good reason: It is very clearly a piece of hate-fomenting and fearmongering propaganda against transgender people.

I’m not sure why I watched it (rest assured I found a way to view it without putting a penny in its creators’ pockets), but since I did, I have the choice between ignoring it or condemning it. I’m not going to write a full review of it or put it on the site’s front page, but I do want to notate that it is the worst and most angering film I’ve seen all year. It fails to achieve any rhetorical goals. It is not intellectually curious. It does not raise thought-provoking points. It simply rehashes hate speech and misinformation we’ve seen a million times. This is no Riefenstahl situation where there’s cinematic genius leveraged by a hateful political mission. It’s just a bad film, a nutjob’s YouTube video essay with a budget. No more sophisticated than that.

There are challenging, complicated questions to answer in a world where definitions and perceptions of gender are rapidly changing. And there are affirming ways to ask and answer these questions without dehumanizing trans and nonbinary people. This so-called documentary is not interested in doing so. It just provides an echo-chamber to make it easier for bigots to stay bigoted. And, worse, it might discourage people who might genuinely want to understand these concepts better from confronting their own biases and preconceptions.

Don’t make the mistake I did and give it any of your spare time or brainwaves.

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Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

You can’t take the middle ground on this film.

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Bros (2022)

People don’t like feeling like they’re being preached to.