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Review

Greed (1924)

They call it the white whale, the Holy Grail of lost films.

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Review

The Host (2006)

Imagine my surprise when I watched this Korean monster film from 2006 and discovered that it is, in fact, a film about COVID.

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Podcast Rating Review

Mystery Team (2009)

I am exactly the demographic and disposition that Derrick Comedy, the late 2000s Internet sketch comedy group, was built for.

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Review

Final Destination 2 (2003)

It is a hallowed tradition for the second movie in a slasher series to extend or repeat the original with more polish, more creative mutilation, more murders, more nudity, and more all-around fun.

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Review

Novocaine (2025)

What is the line between body mutilation that entertains or provokes me vs. disgusts me?

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Review

Wish (2023)

A couple of months ago, I visited Disney World in Orlando.

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Review

Fountain of Youth (2025)

There’s a fine line between “soul-crushing slop” and “modestly enjoyable slop.”

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Review

A Complete Unknown (2024)

There’s a scene at the center of A Complete Unknown good enough to justify the film’s entire existence.

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Review

The Ten Commandments (1956)

“They don’t make ‘em like they used to.”

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Review

Summer of 69 (2025)

The kids who grew up watching Disney Channel sitcoms are now old enough to be directing R-rated comedies.