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Bikini Beach (1964)

There’s a zesty silliness to the 3rd Beach Party film that makes it a lot more fun than the 2nd (Muscle Beach Party), and certainly frothier than the 1st (Beach Party), even if I miss the latter’s sweaty tactility of its beach and party scenes.

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Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)

I can see why this fourth (fifth if you count the Pajama Party spinoff) is considered the best of the series, though I still tip my hat to the original Beach Party.

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Muscle Beach Party (1964)

Like the first Beach Party, this movie is fun when it’s about partying and surfing, less so when it leans on its story, which grows very thin by the end of the film.

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Beach Party (1963)

I kept wanting this to go full Linklater and just show us the kids partying and surfing with no pretext, because those are the best bits.

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The Care Bears Movie (1985)

“There’s something so crass about a movie constructed entirely around selling toys”

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Cinderella II: Dreams Come True (2002)

Even with the framing story, this feels like some inessential shorts of familiar characters in stock sitcom plots stitched together.

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Die Hard (1988)

What’s amazing about this movie is that every time you hit 2-3 minutes where you think you know where it is, it throws a curveball at you.

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Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant (2009)

From the podcast recording: “I wanted to be fond of it, because there are lots of things on the surface level I want to root for, and maybe kind of like, but none of it actually pulls through. “

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New York Stories (1989)

Here’s a quick rundown of the three films in this anthology:

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Ponyo (2008)

Water and ham