There very well could be another movie that’s a better time capsule of the coked out party scene of the early ’80s than Bachelor Party… but I certainly haven’t seen it.
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Splash (1984)
Whether Splash earns a thumbs up as opposed to a thumbs sideways depends entirely on whether you, personally, would welcome a nude 24-year-old Daryl Hannah running up to you and kissing you.
It’s actually kind of remarkable how little works in The Man with One Red Shoe.
Temple of Doom is the fever dream iteration of Indiana Jones, every scene and detail and character turned up to a nightmarish 11.
Out of all of the stupid, horrible Frozen spinoff shorts… this might be the most tolerable!
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The Thirteenth Year (1999)
This Disney Channel Original Movie takes a very intriguing premise — boy begins transforming to merman on his thirteenth birthday and tries to hide it from the world; very clearly a metaphor for coming out as gay in 1999 — and makes it so damn boring.
They used to occasionally show us these kinds of documentaries in high school and college classes (probably when the teacher had a hangover).
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The Terminator (1984)
The massive popularity of its warmer sequel and the meme-ification of some of its most famous lines had me ill-prepared for just how much of a techno-nightmare this film is.
The Hating Game works when it’s just Lucy Hale and Austin Stowell verbally sparring with each other.
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Lamp Life (2020)
The best thing you can say about Lamp Life is that it has some of the world-class photorealism CGI deployed in Toy Story 4.