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Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is maybe the most VHS-core movie of all time, an early ‘90s family movie night staple.

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Them! (1954)

Them! begins as a ghost story in the desert: a mute little girl ambles down the dusty road in shock, haunted by some frightening sight she can’t even speak of.

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Happer’s Comet (2022)

Is it the end of the world, or just a weeknight?

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Weapons (2025)

Out of all the films I’ve reviewed for The Goods, I’m not sure there’s a single one where my watching was more compromised than Barbarian.

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I Used to Be Funny (2023)

SXSW has, over the last decade, attracted a very specific kind of film

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Oh, Hi! (2025)

2025 has been the year of tonal whiplash, and I’m not even talking about the news cycle.

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Together (2025)

Here’s my rule of thumb: don’t trust a critically acclaimed horror debut.

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F1 (2025)

I will indulge the metaphor that repeatedly clanked around my head as I watched F1

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Happy Feet Two (2011)

Happy Feet Two suffers from a similar ailment to The Witches of Eastwick

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First Love (1939)

It’s not impossible to imagine a world where Deanna Durbin and Judy Garland swapped careers.