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Steamboat Willie (1928)

It’s amazing to me that such an early example of sync-sound cartoon did it so well. The character animation is so energetic, curves bending and colliding and creating larger-than-life entities at cartoonish proportions. And all of that visual energy perfectly matches the sounds so that there’s never any doubt in the viewer’s mind that the action we’re seeing triggers the exact sound we’re hearing.

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Serie Noire (1979)

Serie Noire is a bizarre French neo-noir of a man’s life flying off the rails when he connects with a teenaged prostitute.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Chamber of Secrets is both my least favorite book to reread and my least favorite movie to rewatch.

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We Can Be Heroes (2020)

We Can Be Heroes, the Robert Rodriguez return to family entertainment, is not quite good, but it is far more competent and watchable than I feared, especially given the car crash that was the Spy Kids reboot.

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Machete Kills (2013)

I did not watch Machete and think “that movie left a lot on the table.”

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Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011)

There were certainly worse ideas in 2011 than rebooting the Spy Kids franchise. It’s a film concept that’s easy to refresh: recruit a new batch of charming kid actors, update the gadgets for the new era, weave in some family values, and spin up a kooky spy-fi premise.

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The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

Calling The Adevntures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl “ugly” is a grave understatement.

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Machete (2010)

Machete isn’t strictly a Spy Kids spinoff.

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Zootopia (2016)

A movie I like slightly less each time I see it, and now I’m up to four times, I think.

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Machete (Grindhouse Trailer) (2007)

I haven’t seen Grindhouse, but my understanding is that it works as more than the sum of its parts, crafting a fantasy B-movie universe to dive into.