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Beowulf (2007)

It’s tempting to defend this because I admire Zemeckis’s gusto in making blockbusters with a new technology and toolkit, but I just don’t have it in me. It truly looks like a Playstation 2 game, and the macho bluster in the the story is eye-roll-inducing. The uncanny mocap just never works for me.

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Flight (2012)

After a fireworks-filled opening and a middle act that asks tough questions about flawed heroics, the end is a bit of a mess (burn the coda in a fire, please). Compelling work from Denzel and Zemeckis overall.

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Death Becomes Her (1992)

A kooky horror screwball that escalates and escalates, featuring some all-timer body mutilation effects. A whole bucket of fun. The plot is shapeless, but that’s fine. The script is really nasty to its women and generous to its men in a cynical sort of way, which is slightly less fine.

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Romancing the Stone (1984)

Romancing the Stone’s biggest problem is that its opening is too good.

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I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)

So often, you hear great filmmakers talk about their love of film in spiritual terms.

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Pinocchio (2022)

It’s trash.

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Cast Away (2000)

If you must build a movie around a single actor, it’s hard to imagine a better score than Tom Hanks circa 2000.

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The Polar Express (2004)

It’s one thing to be ugly. Plenty of decent movies aren’t all that great to look at.

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Forrest Gump (1994)

Forrest Gump is one of the most divisive movies you’ll encounter, assuming your reading list includes critics across the political and philosophical spectrum.

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A Christmas Carol (2009)

You may as well call it “A Tale of Two Carols” because I’m not sure any Christmas Carol adaptation has given me more whiplash between the two poles of its craft.