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Review

Don’t Make Me Go (2022)

The opening line of Don’t Make Me Go announces “You’re not gonna like the way this story ends.”

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Hello, Goodbye, and Everything in Between (2022)

The eternal struggle of the romcom

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Review

Talk to Me (2022)

For as long as there have been teenagers, they have resorted to high-risk behaviors to get their thrills.

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Review

The Blackening (2022)

I am not the ideal audience for The Blackening.

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Podcast Rating Review

Babylon (2022)

When the movie opened with elephant shit, I knew that this was not going to be my favorite version of Damien Chazelle.

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Review

Palm Trees and Power Lines (2022)

Palm Trees and Power Lines is a movie that succeeds in what it sets out to do, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed it.

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A Man Called Otto (2022)

It’s a known fact: Tom Hanks, the thespian par excellence, has had a few lackluster performances.

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When You Finish Saving the World (2022)

I didn’t think it was possible for a movie in 2023 to contain an original insight about teens.

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Watcher (2022)

What’s the deal with Maika Monroe getting followed?

Sorry, I had to lead with the obvious joke.

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The Sea Beast (2022)

How to Train Your Dragon came out 13 years ago, and I’d imagine the target audience for The Sea Beast is about 11 years old.