The opening line of Don’t Make Me Go announces “You’re not gonna like the way this story ends.”
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Don’t Make Me Go (2022)
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The eternal struggle of the romcom
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Talk to Me (2022)
For as long as there have been teenagers, they have resorted to high-risk behaviors to get their thrills.
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The Blackening (2022)
I am not the ideal audience for The Blackening.
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Babylon (2022)
When the movie opened with elephant shit, I knew that this was not going to be my favorite version of Damien Chazelle.
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Palm Trees and Power Lines (2022)
Palm Trees and Power Lines is a movie that succeeds in what it sets out to do, but that doesn’t mean I enjoyed it.
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A Man Called Otto (2022)
It’s a known fact: Tom Hanks, the thespian par excellence, has had a few lackluster performances.
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When You Finish Saving the World (2022)
I didn’t think it was possible for a movie in 2023 to contain an original insight about teens.
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Watcher (2022)
What’s the deal with Maika Monroe getting followed?
Sorry, I had to lead with the obvious joke.
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The Sea Beast (2022)
How to Train Your Dragon came out 13 years ago, and I’d imagine the target audience for The Sea Beast is about 11 years old.