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Review

Freaky (2020)

Dear Christopher Landon and Blumhouse,

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Review

When You Finish Saving the World (2022)

I didn’t think it was possible for a movie in 2023 to contain an original insight about teens.

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Review

Your Place or Mine (2023)

As I watched Your Place or Mine, I thought a lot about Martin Scorsese.

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Podcast Rating Review

Train to Busan (2016)

Train to Busan is a Korean zombie movie set on a train.

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Review

Cocaine Bear (2023)

I’d like to start with a question.

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Podcast Rating Review

Thomas and the Magic Railroad (2000)

What is this shit?

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Review

Before I Fall (2017)

Groundhog Day premiered in 1992, but it took over two decades for time loop movies to really become a fad.

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Review

Watcher (2022)

What’s the deal with Maika Monroe getting followed?

Sorry, I had to lead with the obvious joke.

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Essay List/Ranking

The B.A.D.S. by The Goods, 2022

Tired of the Academy Awards discourse? Me too!

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Review

Skinamarink (2022)

Of all the found footage movies I’ve ever seen