David Gordon Green made a huge mistake.
This movie doesn’t have a plot.
Who is this film for, other than shareholders?
Halloween II opens with a middle finger.
The Halloween franchise was due for another reboot.
We must start with the opening.
After the Halloween franchise had diminished beyond recognition by the sixth outing in the franchise, it needed a new spark.
And so the first Halloween timeline ends with a whimper. This is a bad, bad, bad movie.
If Halloween 4 squeezed the last viable juice from the Michael Myers lemon, Halloween 5 rubs the pulpy rind in the viewers’ eyeballs.
The subtitle “The Return of Michael Myers” works on three levels.